The Taint (2010): Review
This film had me laughing so hard that my sides were hurting. First off, this film is bad, but it’s bad the way the Kaufman/Troma and John Waters films are bad. You have characters sporting wigs so bad that even thrift stores would throw them out; more male phalluses than a dozen gay porn films; more spooge than a sperm bank, and more blood than the Red Cross. You rarely see penises in horror-flicks, especially dozens of them spurting gallons of semen, (Hahahahahaha!), so this film is definitely something different.
For a low-budget film, the special effects in this were quite impressive. There are many head smashing, gunshot, and castration scenes that just looked disgustingly perfect. There’s loads of gore for the gorehounds, female nudity for the guys, comedy for the comedy hounds, and cocks and spunk galore! Something for almost everyone!
If you are easily offended and don’t like bad (on-purpose), cinema then you will absolutely detest this film. But if you’re like me and you sometimes like movies that don‘t take themselves seriously, like the works of Kaufman or Waters, then you should find this film right up your alley and should definitely give it a viewing. It’s as good as a bad film can be!
The makers of the film have just released a “Taint Package” that includes:
- DVD Of The Film
- Signed VHS of the Film
- 11 X 17 Poster
- Cock Skull Sticker
Click HERE to watch the video showing what you will get!
Click HERE to order!
The Taint (Movie Trailer):